Topless Vlog #53

Finally! I uploaded this on Groundhog Day, and then it was blacklisted. I don't know if that's because I forgot to tick the adult box, or maybe because I mentioned the hockey team I follow in the metadata. I asked their admins for clarification and have gotten no response. They haven't pulled my channel, so that's positive.

Ass Wednesday

It's time for the holiest of days, Ass Wednesday.  Inspired by my friends on Facebook, here are some awesome ass pics and links to ass.

First, I invite you to enjoy this gem from BCJ Photography.  This is a fantastic view of my ass and the audience at the Monday Night Tease Gallery Retrospective.

Here is a shot by Modern Noir Studios of me viewing my feature in Bachelor Pad Magazine.  No panties!

This is another one from Modern Noir.  This is my current Facebook profile pic.  Yes, I'm dressed.

This is from the audience's perspective at the Monday Night Tease Gallery Retrospective.  This is the only one of the shots from Jason Kamimura from that night that you get.  (This is why it's a good idea to get on the list for the events where I tell you there are NO vice laws.)  Note the fantastic look on Lili vonSchtupp's face.

Here's one from SH Photo of Evie Lovelle painting my ass blue at Monday Night Tease.  That's what friends do for each other.

This is from the first time I performed at House of Blues New Orleans as part of New Orleans Burlesque Fest.  Photo by Charlotte Treuse.

And here my ass from the second time I got naked at House of Blues New Orleans for the festival the following year.  Photo by Charlotte Treuse.

Here's a photo by Crazy White Lady Photography.  I'm so modest because I'm holding a veil.

Finishing off the theme, here's a shot by Pez Photo of my first time performing in Chicago.

Happy Ass Wednesday!

Broads & Panties Presents The Nearly Naked Nutcracker

This is not your family classic... It's the 2nd Annual ballet infused burlesque event, The Nearly Naked Nutcracker! Presented by Broads and Panties Burlesque, in Association with Trees Dallas, on.December 22, 2012, with doors opening at 8 pm.
 

The Broads have taken a beloved Christmas Classic and made it... Nearly naked! Join host Violet O'Hara as we explore the sensual side of the Nutcracker. Delightful burlesque, sensual ballet, dancing bonbons, frolicking mice...
We will also be presenting the amazing musical talent Ginny Mac! She is famous for her unique gifts, and we are so pleased to present her at Trees for your pre show entertainment.
 

We will also be launching a new line of retro inspired handcreated dresses and corsets from local seamstress Vanity Vamp and Azraels Accomplice! These are sure to put a spring in.any gals' step. :)
 

Tickets are on sale and already flying! Get yours at www.treesdallas.com. VIP is an exclusive section located upstairs in the lounge. Private facilities and bar await the VIP ticketholders, as well as extra mingle time with the performers of our show.
See you there!

Labor Day Weekend

It seems that every weekend ends with one of us saying, "It would be so great if we had an extra day in the weekend so we could get more done and actually relax."  I love three-day weekends for that very reason.  I saw a movie, made a cupcake run, and took a couple naps.

I also made things because I'm a damn busybody.

On Saturday, I finished the butterfly potholder in the top center of the photo.  I also managed to burn the edge that afternoon when I was cooking.  I edged a few of the flower petals for an upcoming number as well.

Sunday started with the bodice of the dragonfly dress on the left.  We'll see if I get any more of it finished this afternoon.  I hung out with Evie (always productive and she's just the best company) and mostly assembled the pair of retro pants in the background of the photo. I also put together most of the purple bowtie on the right.

This morning I used up all the matching thread I had working on the edges of more petals.  I switched to hand painting the centers to make them less pink.  Maybe I'll make another bowtie or paint or work on the dress for the rest of the afternoon.  Or maybe I'll just nap.

Now Serving: Crackers

I'm drawn to hip hop classes.  I can't help it.  My brother taught me how to breakdance when I was six, so it's not surprising I'm curious about this street dance.  I've taken a few classes.  But between my breakin' days and the current handful of classes, I've taken many other styles that have codified form, names for moves, and a very different posture.  Hip hop is still a beast I cannot tame.

You may recall the time Evie and I got served back in 2010.  The two crackers in the class, the teacher had us square off against a couple of non-pasty ladies who obviously had more understanding and experience in the style.  Did this keep us away from hip hop classes?  Nope.  I took a short series last year and she joined me for the last class.  Our teacher didn't have the crackers square off against the other students, probably because the class was filled with crackers.  My "mastery" (ha!) of the moves in that class was much better, but I was by no means a hipper hopper.

We bought a discount coupon for some dance classes at IDA.  I knew we were entering a school where they had advanced hip hop classes so it would be intimidating, but I figured that a place that had beginning hip hop on the schedule could handle we two crackers.  When we checked in to activate our discount pass, I asked the girl at the desk if the hip hop class we were taking was truly a beginner class.  She said it was.  I asked for reassurance because Evie and I had been served in a hip hop class before.  She said with surprise, "You got served?!"  She acted like this was the first time a couple crackers came in and said they got served.  They had a discount coupon, an appetizing for crackers who've been served throughout LA.  We saw some white and nerdy types going into the classroom so it seemed like we would be okay.

WRONG!  There were some great dancers in the class, and the folks you wouldn't expect to be natural talents with the hip hop held their own quite well.  Confused by the rapid steps and moves without names, Evie and I tried to keep up.  We were having fun, even if we weren't television's next dance crew.  As the hour drew to a close, our teacher split the class up so we could dance for each other.  Yeah, that's fun for everyone but the folks who can't understand what the hell the moves are in the turn after the grapevine and don't comprehend the moves well enough to do it without a teacher or sample dancer as a guide.  The crackers in the other group were hip hoppers in disguise, able to do the bouncing poses without looking like a group of dicks.  They could do the crazy turn and make the right faces.  Our group had two or three really skilled dancers, a cracker or two, plus me and Evie handicapping the group's overall street look.  Yeah, we got served again.

I suggested to Evie that we make hipping & hopping outfits for these classes so we at least look like we're supposed to be there.  We're finishing out our discount coupon with a few other classes, but we may wind up taking crunking on Friday night if we miss the classes we picked for Wednesday and Thursday.  They don't serve crackers in crunking class, do they?

Snapper on the Half Shell

This was shot yesterday by the amazing Amanda Brooks.  Hair & makeup by the wonderful Vivienne Vermuth.  Pasties by my dearest Evie Lovelle.  Body by Snapper.

Amanda Brooks is a resident of Los Angeles.  Please contact her via her website for rates and information on shooting with her.

Vivienne is a resident of Dallas.  (She always makes me so pretty!)  Please contact her via her website for rates and information for makeup and hair.

Evie is wonderful, as I'm sure you know from all of my posts about her.  I should probably give her a tag.