Naked Girls Reading presents THINGS WE LIKE TO DO ... NAKED

NAKED GIRLS READING presents THINGS WE LIKE TO DO...NAKED

Four Beautiful Naked Women reading about personal collections, Comic Books, and other hobbies!

Featuring Naked Readings from:
RED SNAPPER
SPY KITTEN
MERCURY TROY
and MOONBOW BRITE

live at
VLAD THE RETAILER
4270 Melrose Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90029

Sunday, May 20th, 2012

Doors at 7:00pm
(Show starts promptly at 8pm)

Admission: $18 (or $15 Advance Discount Tickets at NGRLA.COM)

18 & UP ONLY

There will be a free wine reception after the show patrons 21 & Up (Must have current valid ID)


Here's what the press is saying about NAKED GIRLS READING...

“The most provocative literary series in the world.” – The Globe and Mail

“The best thing to happen to books since they were put on tape.” – Carson Daly, Last Call with Carson Daly

“Bare breasts are a wonderful reading accessory.” – The Stranger

“This is genius.” – EyeWeekly

“This could change the nature of author events, liven up the library and put a shimmy in the book industry.” – The Daily Radar

“Paroxysms of delight. Seriously.” – Cultural Capitol

Naked Girls Reading presents Burlesqueland IV

Join us on Saturday, March 17th, as NAKED GIRLS READING presents a very special night as part of Peepshow Menagerie's Three Day "BURLESQUELAND !V" event!

See Five Beautiful Naked Girls reading Disney themed books, Fairy Tales, stories about "THAT THEME PARK" we all know and love and much MORE!


Featuring Our Lovely Naked Readers:

SCARLETT LETTER
(Best Solo Burlesque Performance and Legends Award Winner at the 2010 Boston Burlesque Expo)

RED SNAPPER
(Burlesqueland Postergirl / "Robust and Sassy" ~ L.A. Weekly)

SPY KITTEN
(Naked Girls Reading Los Angeles Podcast)

JESSABELLE THUNDER

GRETA GRENADE



Door Admission - $18

Discounted Advance Tickets are also on sale for this event at http://www.ngrla.com/ and
http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com/

Space is limited. If ticket sales are especially strong we may add another reader.


18 & Up - Adults Only

Admission includes an intimate wine reception for attendees 21 & Up following the reading.

No cameras allowed during the performance.


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Live at
VLAD THE RETAILER
4270 Melrose Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90029

(Vlad's New Address just one minute from the Heliotrope location!)

Show Posters:
http://www.ngrla.com/0312NGRposter1MM.jpg
http://www.ngrla.com/0312NGRposter2MM.jpg

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Naked Girls Reading is a group of beautiful ladies who love to read…naked. That’s really it. There’s not a whole lot more to it.

Should there be?

There’s something beautiful, something altogether more intimate, about a woman reading pretty much anything in her, well, altogether. It’s just that simple. So why are we still talking about it? Because people can’t seem to accept its simplicity.

Naked Girls. Reading.

or Girls Reading. Naked.

However you need to explain it to yourself is fine. And while you do, we’ll be over here…reading.

...in this case, reading Comic Books...

Naked.

PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE presents NAKED GIRLS READING "ROCK OUT!"

As Peepshow Menagerie is celebrating the music of DEVO this month in their burlesque show, we've decided to do a show dedicated to music. From band and musician essays to song lyrics, join the L.A. chapter of NAKED GIRLS READING as they rock out with their books out! Great for fans of music and smart naked beautiful women alike!

Live at VLAD THE RETAILER
704 Heliotrope Drive (Just off Melrose)
Los Angeles, CA, 90029

Doors: 7pm
Sunday,November 20th
$18 door/ $15 advance
(advance discount tickets available via paypal from http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com/)

Featuring our readers:

SCARLETT LETTER
RED SNAPPER (you know I'm going to read awesome stuff because I grew up with music)
SPY KITTEN
ANGELITA PURRVERTINA

(Miss Josie Bunnie who is featured on the card will not be able to do the event this weekend so Spy Kitten had taken her place. If Advance Ticket Sales are strong, we will add another reader)

An intimate wine reception will follow the reading.

Naked Girls Reading is a group of beautiful ladies who love to read…naked. That’s really it. There’s not a whole lot more to it. Should there be?

There’s something beautiful, something altogether more intimate, about a woman reading to you pretty much anything in her, well, altogether. It’s just that simple. So why are we still talking about it? Because people can’t seem to accept its simplicity.

Naked Girls. Reading.

or Girls Reading. Naked.

However you need to explain it to yourself is fine. And while you do, we’ll be over here…reading.

Naked.

18 & Up - Adults Only
No Cameras Allowed

“The best thing to happen to books since they were put on tape.”
– Last Call with Carson Daly

“The most provocative literary series in the world.”
– The Globe and Mail

Show Posters:
http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com/1111NGRposter1MM.jpg

Advance Discount Tickets available NOW at:
http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com/

Naked Girls Reading GOES GREEN

Naked Girls Reading is back with FOUR Beautiful Naked Women reading stories and articles that will save the world...

Doors: 9pm
Saturday, 6/18
$18 door/ $15 advance
...(advance discount tickets available via paypal from http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com/)

Featuring our readers:

SCARLETT LETTER
RED SNAPPER
PANAMA RED
& SPY KITTEN

An intimate wine reception will follow the reading.

Naked Girls Reading is a group of beautiful ladies who love to read…naked. That’s really it. There’s not a whole lot more to it. Should there be?

There’s something beautiful, something altogether more intimate, about a woman reading pretty much anything in her, well, altogether. It’s just that simple. So why are we still talking about it? Because people can’t seem to accept its simplicity.

Naked Girls. Reading.

or Girls Reading. Naked.

However you need to explain it to yourself is fine. And while you do, we’ll be over here…reading.

Naked.

18 & Up - Adults Only
No Cameras Allowed

Live at VLAD THE RETAILER
704 Heliotrope Drive (Just off Melrose)
Los Angeles, CA, 90029

The Considerate Man's Guide to Naked Girls

I recognize that in my line of work, people want to interact with me.  I strip, I do Naked Girls Reading, I try to be pleasant and friendly.  I'll cruise the room post-show in my pasties and pose for photos in my skivvies.  I know this is part of my job, and my audiences are usually happy and respectful.  Of course, there are a few Creeping Peters here and there to ruin the comfort that we ladies feel in our drawers or bare skin at these events.  If you want to interact with any of the fleshy babes you see at shows, heed my advice.  (I use the term 'naked' below to cover full nudity and major nudity.)

1. Naked ladies are much like birds.  You can feed them but they're vulnerable and scare easy. If you want to enjoy the view and/or conversation, don't startle them or they will fly away and return with a bodyguard or security.  Most likely they'll rush off to get dressed as well.
2. If a naked lady is willing to pose for a photo with you, follow her lead.  Don't get all grabby with her.  If she cozies up next to you for the photo, there are places you may be permitted to touch her for the photo.  Specifically, she may invite you to put a hand at her waist.  Keep your touch light and between her lowest rib and the top of her hip bone.  Don't worry -- it'll make a great photo.
3. If a naked lady hugs you as a greeting after a show, don't put your hands anywhere inappropriate.  If you get all gropey, word will get around that you're a Creeping Peter and the girls won't come by to say hello.
4. DON'T REACH OUT AND TOUCH THE NAKED LADIES!! Sure, you've seen them naked but you haven't been invited to touch them.  Remember what I said in 1 above?

Look, if we ladies are doing public events partially or fully nude, we expect you to see our birthday suits.  However, the parade of flesh is not an invitation for you to try to cop a feel.  Don't be a Creeping Peter about it and we won't be forced to enlist the brut squad -- or worse, smash your testes satchels with our pretty shoes.

PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE presents NAKED GIRLS COOKING

Door Admission - $18
Advance tickets:
$15 / $18 (available at peepshowmenagerie.com)
Full Priced Advanced tickets will get you guaranteed first dibs at snacks created for the event.

...featuring our naked readers:
SCARLETT LETTER
RED SNAPPER
SPY KITTEN
THE TASSELED SQUIRREL

In this show we read to you from Vintage Cookbooks, Romantic Recipies, Culinary Curiosities, and Funny Foodie Favorites. We also will be serving samples of some of the food we will be reading about. If you buy advance tickets online at full price, you have first dibs on that food.

An intimate wine reception will follow the reading.

Naked Girls Reading is a group of beautiful ladies who love to read…naked. That’s really it. There’s not a whole lot more to it. Should there be?

There’s something beautiful, something altogether more intimate, about a woman reading pretty much anything in her, well, altogether. It’s just that simple. So why are we still talking about it? Because people can’t seem to accept its simplicity.

Naked Girls. Reading.

or Girls Reading. Naked.

However you need to explain it to yourself is fine. And while you do, we’ll be over here…reading.

Naked.

18 & Up - Adults Only
No Cameras Allowed

Live at VLAD THE RETAILER
704 Heliotrope Drive (Just off Melrose)
Los Angeles, CA, 90029
323-668-0177

Naked Girls ROCK

It’s that time of year again, our third annual NAKED GIRLS ROCK Event at Naked Girls Reading.  Ever wondered what it would be like to live the rock-n-roll lifestyle full of debauchery and naked chicks?  What if those chicks were remarkably literate and well-read?  Well, wonder no more.  The Chicago Naked Girls are going to Rock-n-Roll all night and Read Naked every day.
Biographies, Liner Notes, Lyrics and a few cocaine-addled rants are sure to be the number one hit of the day as the girls get “unplugged’ from their clothes and turn the sexy up to eleven.
And yes, we WILL be playing Guitar Hero once again.  Challenge a Naked Girl to an ax-slinging battle and win a collector’s edition “Naked Girls Rock” poster by TJ Rappel of Krushervision.
Reservations are required, get yours now and receive a limited edition “Naked Girls Reading” Guitar Pick.


(I'll be on the Everleigh swing with backless panties.)

Burlesqueland: Naked Girls Reading at Golden Apple Comics

Join us on Saturday, March 19th, as NAKED GIRLS READING presents a very special night as part of Peepshow Menagerie's Four Day "BURLESQUELAND!!!" event!

See Five Beautiful Naked Girls reading GRIMM FAIRY TALES Comic Books along with many stories about "THAT THEME PARK" we all know and love and MORE!

Featuring Our Lovely Naked Readers:
...
SCARLETT LETTER
(Best Solo Burlesque Performance and Legends Award Winner at the 2010 Boston Burlesque Expo)

ANITA COOKIE
(Best Variety Act, 2009 Burlesque Hall Of Fame
also a member of Naked Girls Reading NYC)

RED SNAPPER
(Burlesqueland Postergirl / "Robust and Sassy" ~ L.A. Weekly)

with
JESSABELLE THUNDER
SPY KITTEN

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LIVE SIGNING FROM ZENESCOPE COMICS:

Comic Artist: ERIC BASALDUA
(Zenescope Cover Artist)

Comic Writer: DAN WICKLINE
(Grimm Fairy Tales)

Comic Colorist: NEI RUFFINO
(Neverland, Wonderland, various DC Comics)

Comic Artist - TESS FOWLER
(Wonderland, Charmed)

and RAVEN GREGORY
(Zenescope Writer / Executive Editor

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Door Admission - $20

Advance tickets are also on sale for this event at hrrp://www.peepshowmenagerie.com

People who buy advance tickets will get an additional door prize courtesy of Naked Girls Reading.

Admission includes a free comic book and an intimate wine reception for people 21 & Up will follow the reading.

18 & Up - Adults Only

No cameras allowed during the performance.

There will be a free raffle to win a poster signed by all of our naked girls.

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Naked Girls Reading is a group of beautiful ladies who love to read…naked. That’s really it. There’s not a whole lot more to it.

Should there be?

There’s something beautiful, something altogether more intimate, about a woman reading pretty much anything in her, well, altogether. It’s just that simple. So why are we still talking about it? Because people can’t seem to accept its simplicity.

Naked Girls. Reading.

or Girls Reading. Naked.

However you need to explain it to yourself is fine. And while you do, we’ll be over here…reading.

...in this case, reading Comic Books...

Naked.

PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE presents NAKED GIRLS READING "Fan Service"

This month... FOUR Beautiful Naked Girls reading Comic Books, Sci-Fi, Horror, Fantasy, and Fan Fiction...

In celebration of Comic-Con 2010 taking place the next week, NAKED GIRLS READING (LA) brings to you a reading event specifically tailored for fans of Comic Books and Literary/Film/Television entertainment!

Yes they are naked.

Yes they will be reading.

This will be our 2nd literary event with a naughty twist. Fans of Alan Moore and Douglas Adams take note! This is an event you won't want to miss and better to see it yourself than miss out and hear about it from your friends the next day.

Tickets will be available at the door for $20.

ADVANCE DISCOUNT TICKETS are available online via PAYPAL for only $18 at http://www.peepshowmenagerie.com/0710ngrshow.htm which guarantees you priority seating (as long as you show up by 7pm).

Featuring our Naked Readers:

SCARLETT LETTER
("Best Solo Performance" and "Legends Award Winner", Boston Burlesque Expo 2010)

RED SNAPPER
SPY KITTEN

and

DIA BLOW

If online pre-sale tickets go well, we may add one more reader.

Brought to you by PEEPSHOW MENAGERIE, proudly the nerdiest burlesque production company in L.A..
Visit here for more details.

What It's Like Being a 'Naked Girl Reading'

Sunday night I was part of the Los Angeles premiere of Naked Girls Reading.  When I spoke to people about the event, they had a vague idea of how it worked.  There was this consideration that it was somehow more complicated than the name suggests.  It wasn't.  We were naked girls.  We read aloud to the audience.

Nudity is not foreign to me.  I've also been reading aloud since I was five, so this seemed like something I was born to do.  We had a comfortable set-up on the stage and plenty of beverages so we wouldn't be parched while reading.  It looked like we were in living room.  We took a couple breaks, but we all took turns reading aloud from various books, actively listening to one another when it was no longer our turn to read.  I enjoyed a naked outburst of laughter as Polly Peabody read her original short story based on the film Footloose.

I think the event is something of a novelty -- getting to go watch naked girls read to the audience.  It's a fun, aesthetic and moderately sexy storytime.  I look forward to the next event.

Naked Girls Reading: "The Naked City"

Naked Girls Reading is a group of beautiful ladies who love to read naked. That's really it. There's not a whole lot more to it. Should there be?

There's something beautiful, something altogether more intimate, about a woman reading pretty much anything in her, well, altogether. It's just that simple. So why are we still talking about it? Because people can't seem to accept its simplicity.

Naked Girls. Reading.

or Girls Reading. Naked.

However you need to explain it to yourself is fine. And while you do, we'll be over here reading.

Naked.

NAKED GIRLS READING is launching its Los Angeles chapter and in celebration we will be reading the works of Los Angeles Writers as well as lurid writings about "The Naked City" itself.

While this is not a burlesque event, this show will have some of the best burlesque performers in Los Angeles as our featured readers, including Scarlett Letter, Polly Peabody, Red Snapper, and Panama Red.

Naked Girls Reading began in Chicago in March of 2009 as the idea of International Showgirl Michelle L'amour and Franky Vivid. The idea had rolled around in their heads for a few years in different formats, but with the opening of Studio L'amour in 2008 it materialized as the perfect intimate live event.

After the very first event it was obvious to all in attendance that something big had just happened, something spiritual. Immediately, the press took hold and emails started coming in from cities all over the country from ladies interested in starting their own franchise.

Starting on May 16th of 2010, Naked Girls Reading will begin events in Los Angeles on a bi-monthly basis.

VERY LIMITED TICKETS available at:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/111623

There is absolutely no photography allowed at this event.