Raymond Burl, Esq. & the Family Ballyhoo - April Edition

(I am so late in posting this it's shameful.  That's what I get for opening a play Friday night.)

The Ballyhoo is back!

Yes, indeed, for one night only, ladies and gents, the world's most lovely and luminous lineage returns to spread it winsome wings over the city of angels! With a coquettish collection of the best and most beautiful branches of the Ballyhoo family tree, Mr. Raymond Burl, Esq. - showman, racconteur, and first runner-up in the Gary, IN Pillsbury Bake-Off - returns to The Unknown Theatre (1110 Seward Street at Santa Monica Blvd.) with his most replete revue to date!

The saucy and superlative Miss Shakena!
The raunchy and ribald Miss Red Snapper!
The jocund and jolie Miss Jessabelle Thunder!
The perfect and provocative Miss Panama Red!
The illustrious and illuminating Miss Iza La Vamp!
The inimitable and impressive Miss Isabella Star!
The dexterous and darling Miss Lindsay Benner!
and
The devilish and desirable Miss Dizzy Von Damn!

and JUST ADDED!!!

The seductive and sublime Miss Luna Rosa (just in from the U.K.!!!)

As you buy a modest $12 ticket - $10 if you wear red lipstick - your eyes will feast upon sights that have dazed the drowsy lids of the viceroy of Siam, the raj of Kafiristan, and the crown prince of Rhodesia displayed in tantalizing Technicolor on the main stage of The Unknown Theatre! A fantabulous raffle will be conducted in the lounge along with a bar that serves up the coldest drinks in Los Angeles! Doors open at 10PM and showtime is at 10:15! Ample seating and street parking abounds! Come on out and join the Family!