Friday, January 15, 2010

Raymond Burl, Esq. & the Family Ballyhoo


Mr. Raymond Burl, Esq., world-renowned showman and expatriate of everywhere, brings together the beautiful and brilliant branches of the Ballyhoo family tree for one night only in the city of angels, with an evening that includes performances by

The illictly imported Miss Panama Red
The sharply seductive Miss Red Snapper
The unmistakenly marvelous Miss Ali Oops
The handsome huckster that is Mr. Snapper
The delectably desirable Miss Desi De Licious
The darling and dexterous Miss Lindsay Benner
The libidinous and lascivious Miss Lili Von Schtupp
and the devilishly dangerous Miss Dizzy Von Damn!

A $12 ticket (or $10 if you wear RED lipstick) supplies you with a passport to paradise, a place honeycombed with winsome women, vexing variety acts, and a very special RAFFLE! Free parking abounds and all earthly delights await at 10PM in the historic Unknown Theatre, where will all hope to see you!

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